F.A.Q.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY SHOULD I CARE?
Well, nobody and you shouldn't..but in case you do..
We are Paul, Luke, Kris and Dave..the MICRORIFFers.
We get together, watch all kinds of videos, make smart ass
comments and sell it back to you. We don't have jobs, so this is
very important to us.

WHAT IS RIFFING?
Riffing (or ranking, ribbing) means making fun of something.
Everyone does it. Remember Woody Allan and Diane Keaton in ANNIE HALL?
The scene where they sit in the park making fun of passers-by.
"There's the winner of the Truman Capote look-alike contest."
Other examples - MST3k, The 2 old guys on the Muppet Show,
Beavis and Butthead, Wipeout,Video On Trial

WHERE ARE YOU?
Canada...and we're sorry.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS ?
We started Riffing together around April of 2009.

WAIT..MICRORIFFS...RIFFTRAX..iRIFFS..I'M CONFUSED!
Microriffs is the name of our comedy team and the name of the series.
Rifftrax.com is a website started by the folks from Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
At that website, there is a sub-category called "i-riffs" where lesser known
riff artists can submit and sell their own stuff. We also sell our episodes there.
If you like Riffs, there are many talented artists and great riffs of all kinds there.

HOW DO I BUY YOUR VIDEOS?
Most of our "For Sale" episodes can be purchased right here at
microriffs.com! We use PayPal for bank/credit card info security
and Payloadz for worry-free digital downloading. As a customer
your security is never compromised.
Some episodes are still available at Rifftrax.com

WHAT FORMAT ARE THE VIDEOS?
We sell QUICKTIME .MOV FILES
RIFFTRAX are AVI
We will be working on other formats soon.

DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR ALL YOUR STUFF?
Absolutely not. We gladly offer many "freebies" at our youtube channel
and right here at Microriffs.com!
(LOG IN TO MICRORIFFS.COM REGULARLY TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN "WIN" FREE VIDEO DOWNLOADS
OF OUR BEST SHIZ-NIT...Only TRUE fans get those free goodies!)

visit our YOUUTUBE channel

http://www.youtube.com/microriffs

to watch Full-length Riffs of

THE SWARM, SGT. PEPPER, NO HOLDS BARRED,
as well as SHORTS, MUSIC VIDEOS AND COMMERCIALS!

CAN YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?
Nope.

SOME OF YOUR JOKES SEEM LIKE INSIDE JOKES...
We cross-reference our other episodes a lot.
The more of our episodes you watch, the more jokes you will get.
Also we sometimes give "shout-outs" to our personal friends for fun..
(you might hear names like James, Mark, Marty, Vinny..etc.)
We also sometimes reference our favorite local rock band the GCDC Gang.
You can find out about them here...
www.gcdc.ca

WHAT IS AN "EAR MOVIE"?
See previous question.
Hint- Watch our riffs of The Outlaw, Beowulf, it's a Wonderful Life,
Muppets Take Manhattan and No Holds Barred and you'll see.

CAN MY KIDS WATCH YOUR COMEDY?
That depends. We like to be cheeky, sometimes shocking or naughty,
but we avoid vulgarity. We're not as bad as South Park, but we're
naughtier than The Simpsons. All F bombs (which are rare) are covered up with
our "Micro-bleeper". Most of our more mature jokes go over kid's heads,
but there's lots of fun stuff for them too if they're about 12-13.
**Some episodes like "Blood Feast" contain graphic violence. In these cases
we label the product with a warning for parents.

WHERE IS YOUR VERY FIRST EPISODE?
"How To Survive and Get Out Alive"-This Canadian Produced
Fire Safety video was our very first Riff. We feel it's as funny as our other
episodes, but the audio quality is not as good as our newer stuff.
You will hear us reference this ep a lot during season one.
Any time a scene with fire appears, you might hear...
"Let's imagine you're in a fire" or "oh..we learned about fire safety already..."
This episode became "lost" after PD misplaced the master dvd.
He's still looking.......

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WHY DO THE CORN NIBLETTS ALWAYS WIND UP IN THE CRANBERRY SAUCE ?

We're still working on that one.