PAUL

LUKE

KRIS

DAVE

LBrooklyn native / head of production / goofiest riffer / "The one with the stupid laugh" / nose hair: moderate / favorite M song: Pop Musik / makes a mean omelete....

"If I had legs, I'd kick your ass ." -Blood Feast

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Teenage spawn of Paul / angriest riffer / Doodles his little strange creatures in the night / Hates homework / Enjoys revenge....

"I love you..now stop struggling! " - The OUTLAW

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"The BARITONE" / Enjoys crushing paper mache skulls / Doesn't need cheap advice from scum / first to use "F" bomb in series / A beautiful man in ways you can't afford to understand..

"I HATE friendships!." - The OUTLAW

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Dave's voice instantly makes you think of cartoons / He's almost always ready to consider doing certain things / obsessed with death yet always smiling......

"God hears the drunken prayers the loudest." - It's a Wonderful life

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